I know where I'll be this New Year's Eve—watching my man [ Chris Hopkins ] giving people loads of laughter at Shark's Comedy Club and being damn proud of his funny self for having the opportunity to do this!!
Get it, baby! You're a rockstar, and we are going to ring in the new year blessed, and with a bang and a big ole roar of laughter!!
I am loving watching you blossom into an outstanding comedian! My favorite part is after the shows, sitting there beaming with pride, while people flock towards him to eagerly shake his hand and tell him how much they loved or related to joke xyz.
You deserve this, Chris! You get what you give, and you're giving it your all!
If y'all are in the DFW area on New Year's Eve, bored outta your gourd—come join us for a night of laughter and shenanigans at Noah-Shark Robertson's new place, Shark's Comedy Club, a venue that Noah has poured his heart and soul into for us plebs to get our laugh on!
I cannot wait for this New Year's Eve to get here!! I'm telling y'all, you won't be disappointed or alone if you come to Shark's Comedy Club this New Year's Eve! It's gonna be a hoot and a holler, and the other comics are regularly hilarious as well!
Plus, I'm not gonna lie, I wanna try me one [or three] of them shark attack cocktails I've been hearing about!
This New Year's Eve, don't be a loser, sitting at home, all alone, wishing you had somewhere to be! Join us for a magical night of hilarious comedians [including my man!!!!] making us smile like fools and laugh our booties off, followed by a music-filled [and maybe even some dancing] happiness oasis in Deep Ellum!
Do itttttt!! God bless y'all!
If these are "deepfakes" then I'm a monkey's uncle! Hahahahaha! I WISH they were deepfakes and that our president wasn't a walking gaffe factory! 😅😂😂😂
Cringe Jean-Pierre is a genuinely fantastic liar. I have no clue how she has such an easy time delivering her binder of lies to the American people. I truly miss the days of Kayleigh McEneny with her well-stocked truths binder that she used daily to dismantle the utterances of the despicable lying Lefties.
Don't believe your lying eyes, folks!
Obummer needing to take Biden's hand in his and lead him offstage the other day must've been a trick of the light!
Biden freezing with his hand extended to shake the air's hand? Deepfake!
If you've seen Biden pop a squat like he was taking a poop with a blank expression on his face before stiffy being escorted away before shaking the hands of WWII veterans, at a D-Day event, leaving France's Macron to swiftly run around and shake all their hands with an apologetic expression? Deepfake, y'all!
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Resident Biden was caught saying something bizarre to French President Macron, on a hot mic, at the recent D-Day event.
While he walked into the ceremony with Macron and their First Ladies, he can be heard on video saying, “My advance team said I gotta leave, be the first one to leave, because I hold people up.”
Macron did not respond, continued heading toward the event, and then was left to run around shaking the WWII veterans hands after Sleepy Joe and DOCTOR Jill swiftly took off under rather strange circumstances.
Directly before he was whisked away by his wife, Biden stiffly appeared to pop a geriatric squat as though he was having the issues similar to those of a non-potty-trained toddler.
Apparently, it was, in fact, the plan the whole time to leave the visibly shocked French President to do the American President's duty to run around greeting and shaking the hands of the brave American soldiers who fought the Nazis on D-Day.
Silly us! Here, we thought it was due to an all-to-common ...
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After losing 100lbs, I maintained it until my best friend died in July, and have gained a substantial amount of weight since then...
Well, I'm officially back on the fitness wagon! I started this Sunday, and have already lost an inch or two on every body part and lost 3lbs! 🙃
I stopped living and caring about myself when Mallory died. I don't know why, but it's way past time for that to end.
#LumpyToLimber #WeightLoss #KeepMovingForward #OneDayAtATime
💭Random Ruminations💭
I wish there was a way to make my notifications contain only things like likes, comments, tags, tips, etc, and not every post from every single person in every community that I follow...it's good that there is a way to filter that stuff out, but y'all need to make it an option that's more permanent..
It's a lot like these booby clouds...you see it and think it's really frickin awesome, even making you smile in delight...however, when you look away for a few seconds, it's gone and the sky is back to its usual self.
If anyone knows how to make that stick, please let me know because I seemed to have tried everything and they just keep switching back.
That, and my newsfeed never shows recent posts in chronological order...it just shows posts from Steven Crowder, Dan Bongino, Viva Frei, and a few other notable public figures...I'd love to fix that too.
Thanks,
The Management
